So.. I was looking for deals and I went to Vaporbeast - one of my favorite merchants. I came across this.
There is so much wrong with this - I HAD TO POST IT!
THE HARD COPY:
Vaping is a wonderful hobby...so why not have a little fun? The Monkey Os full kit comes with a vibrant & colorful Moneky O
designed to assist you in blowing perfect & consistent vape-rings.
The Monkey Juice solution allows you to create giant vape bubbles with
your monkey! The unique bubble solution is optimized for the biggest and
strongest bubbles. Set includes:
1 Vibrant Monkey (choose from multiple colors)
1 (2oz) Container of Monkey Juice
How to use your Monkey:
Load up your vape as usual, take a big rip, but this time when you
exhale - blow the vapor through your Monkey O like it's a little
trumpet. The key is to make "ooh...ooh...ahh...ahhh" sounds when you
exhale (it sounds like a monkey...GET IT?!), and these help your mouth
work with the Monkey O to create the best vape rings. You can also use
the Monkey O to help you create vape bubbles, and maybe one day you'll
nail that Gandalf ghost ship!